AI Street

We forced an AI bot to read all of Andy Street’s speeches – we couldn’t as we are blocked – and asked it to generate one. This is the first page:
MAN IN SUIT IN FRONT OF LOGO I’m a man who is successful in some way. Please welcome the Mayor of the West Midlands Street. *Audience applauds* ANDY STREET IN SUIT IN FRONT OF LOGO Good morning. It’s good to be in here. Many young people who like me are not politicians but business. It’s vital that we watch Channel 4 and it watches us. I am friends with government and our friends here. The West Midlands of Birmingham is a problem of homelessness, we are building many exciting sporting venues. ANDY STREET POINTS HAND, THUMB IN CIRCLE WITH INDEX FINGER We must have the youngest Commonwealth Games on channel 4 as we are young. I am a task force as we have no money to invest only enthusiasm. We will have the most youngest diverse Moseley train station opened, I promise. I promise that 2022 will come in partnership with business. And this is why we have launched the youngest Channel 4 APP in Europe to report rough sleeping on our streets. Call my chauffeur for a diverse street race on the streets of Birmingham.

Author: Jon Bounds

Jon was voted the ‘14th Most Influential Person in the West Midlands’ in 2008. Subsequently he has not been placed. He’s been a football referee, venetian blind maker, cellar man, and a losing Labour council candidate: “No, no chance. A complete no-hoper” said a spoilt ballot. Jon wrote and directed the first ever piece of drama performed on Twitter when he persuaded a cast including MPs and journalists to give over their timelines to perform Twitpanto. But all that is behind him.