He made a comment about a black security guard: the found poetry of the Evening Mail’s Facebook updates

FullSizeRender

He made a comment about a black security guard,
Remember this, cult TV fans?
I don’t remember seeing this in any nativity story,
Will you welcome Tyson Fury to Birmingham?

Raise a glass to Birmingham’s newest bar,
40 St Paul’s, which offers nearly 60 types of gin.
Cheers!
Birmingham community shows it will not live in fear of gun crime.

Armed raider who was self-styled ‘Robin Hood’,
says he was ‘obsessed’ by committing crime.
Man arrested over death of woman found with head injuries.
The targeted the accounts of dead customers – and duped Barclays into paying out.

Who would send their kids to schools like these?
This might raise a smile – unless you were a passenger.
Pure scum,
They sold cut-price cigarettes stashed in secret compartments.

A nasty crash on a busy road,
What a terrifying ordeal for the victims.
Almost every pub seems to show live football these days
– but here’s a warning.

Shame it didn’t make the top 10. Is Birmingham your favourite Christmas market?

EJ Woodward and Bernstein, 17 1/2 shorthand wpm

By Jon Bounds

14th Most Influential Person in the West Midlands 2008, subsequently not placed.

His new book about visiting every seaside pier in England and Wales — Pier Review — has been described as “On the Road meets On the Buses”, it’s out now.

Jon wrote and directed the first ever piece of drama to be performed on Twitter and founded the famous blog Birmingham: It’s Not Shit.

14th Most Influential Person in the West Midlands 2008, subsequently not placed.

His new book about visiting every seaside pier in England and Wales — Pier Review — has been described as “On the Road meets On the Buses”, it’s out now.

Jon wrote and directed the first ever piece of drama to be performed on Twitter and founded the famous blog Birmingham: It’s Not Shit.